Friday, October 11, 2013

Dude, where's my pants?

Today's question is a four parter and comes from someone who wishes to remain anonymous, although I can't figure out why.

But here is the first half: "When you shift into a wolf, do your clothes just disappear and reappear when you change back into a man?" Excellent question Anon.

First let me say, I may not always be in human form, but I'm always be a gentleman -in case you were wondering.

As for the clothes, I WISH  they would disappear and reappear. That would be a nifty trick and one that could come in quite useful... when going into combat. Unfortunately, we have to remove them and replace them just let everyone else out there. That is why when we go on a mission, we have to determine where to stash our gear and who will go retrieve it.

Sometimes we do get in a situation where we can't get back to the original drop off point, so we have to have a back-up plan. And if any of you know Saint, then you know there is a back-up plan to the back-up plan.

Now for the third and fourth part of Anon's question. "What about underwear? Do you wear them and if so, boxers or brief." That can be answered rather simply. There is a reason we are called commandos.

As always, keep the questions coming!


Saturday, October 5, 2013

Fergus and Me

Hello and blessings to you also,

Fergus and I have our ups and downs. Here of late, mostly down.And you are so right. Fergus doesn't get me. It would help if he would come into the 21st Century, but we all know that ain't gonna happen.

Don't get me wrong. I have the utmost respect for Fergus. He stepped in an raised me when my own family abandoned me. If it wasn't for him and Saint, I would have probably died as a child.  I guess you could say Fergus has been like a father to me, and for that I will always be grateful.

Now, if we could just get him to find a sense of humor. Yeah. Right.


Friday, October 4, 2013

What do shifters eat for breakfast?

More specifically what does Fergus eat for breakfast and are there any vegan shifters?

wolf eating watermelon
Hi Connie,

I will start by answering the the second part first.

I don't personally know any purely vegan shifters, although there maybe a few out there. I did date a dingo-shifter once that claimed she was a pesco-vegetarian. I tried to point out that just because a cow could swim didn't mean it was a fish. I mean, I can purr like a kitten. Doesn't mean I'm a cat.

Guess you can imagine how that relationship turned out.

Fergus is your straight forward breakfast kind of guy. Normally it's just bacon and eggs (I won't tell you how much) with the occasional order of hash brown on the side. I do remember Saint making a quiche once and Fergus refused. He said it was too fussy to be breakfast. You know what that meant--more for me!

Thanks for the question.
Keep 'em coming!


Thursday, October 3, 2013

Any Questions

Hi everyone,

I got to thinking that some of you might have questions when it comes to the Pack, Haven or shifters in general. If you do, I'd like to know.
Drop a comment or question in the box below and I will give you the best answer I can.


Tuesday, October 30, 2012

My Absence

I must again apologize for my absence. I thought when I first began my blog that I would be able to write more, and hopefully I will once the Presidential elections are over.

See, the Pack doesn't just watch over shifter stuff.

I don't know how many times we have been called on by the US to lend a paw with elections among other things and this one is no exception.

Of course, Fergus has been doing it longer than the rest of us. How long? Let's put it this way. The US has had 44 presidents, and Fergus knew everyone of them. (Please don't tell him I told you guys that. He gets a bit testy when I mention his age.)

Anyway, once the elections are over, I should be back in the groove.


Sunday, May 6, 2012

Avenger's Review


Last night I had a chance to go see the new Avenger's movie. I have to admit I was both excited and apprehensive about going. I don't always enjoy movies made out of comic books. I mean, although Ed Norton is a great actor, I did not enjoy the Incredible Hulk movie. I also had a few issues with the Thor movie. Namely I was concerned with Chris Helmsworth portraying my childhood hero, but in the end he did an okay job. That and the girl calling mjolnir meow meow.

However, the Avengers was a great movie. The action and CGI were actually pretty good. I definitely the one liners that Iron Man through out. I would tell you a few of my favorites but I do not want to give out spoilers.

All in all I thoroughly enjoyed the film and give it a rating of 4 paws out of five mostly because I have a few issues with Loki, but that is my own personal issue. If you haven't seen it, get out there now.


Thursday, April 19, 2012

Blame it on reality television

Sorry I have been away so long, but that is what happens when the Foundation sends you on a mission. There will probably more instances of blogger silence from me which I apologize for in advance.  It seems that Fergus frowns on me writing blogs while I am supposed to be lying low.

While I was away, I did have time to watch lots of television. There are so many reality shows I can’t even begin to name them all, but they all have one thing in common. There is no reality in them. I have watched more “ladies” behave in a manor most unladylike and men act more like animals than any of my species. That is not true life. At least I hope it isn’t.

Call me old fashioned, (do not compare me to Fergus) but I miss the days when you could pay a woman a complement and she did not take it as a sexiest remark. I also miss the days of taking a lady for a date and having quiet conversation. She paid attention to me, and I to her. There we no cell phones, no texting, no television to watch, and dancing. I really miss dancing. And no, shaking and gyrating your ass like a cat in heat does not constitute dancing.

Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy watching the female form, and may have watched professional women wrestlers from time to time. However, that was a scripted television show. Not real life. You would never see the Fabulous Moolah or Mae Young wearing low slung jeans with their underwear hanging out. 

Women today show more skin and act less like ladies than most of the working girls that worked the saloons when I was a boy. I do not need to know what color thong you are wearing before I get to know your name. I do not need to see you down sixteen Appletinis and throw up on yourselves or me.

So ladies, I am asking you not to give into the non-reality of reality television. Most people do not live like that, and despite what you may think, emulating the women from those shows, I will not name, is not sexy.

Just one wolf's opinion.