My ideal woman

So the question that I have been avoiding for quite a while has finally found its way to me, and that is what do I look for in a woman?

If I said I like all women would you believe me? I know it sounds odd, but it’s true. Short, tall, curvy, straight women are wonderful. Of course a woman needs to be attractive. I’m not talking model thin and botoxed out the wassu. Attractive is attitude. Attractive is a woman who cares about herself. Attractive is a woman who carries herself with confidence.

I like a woman who has a sense of humor and can understand or at least tolerate mine. If she doesn’t get my jokes then how is she going to get me? My life is a bit complicated at times, so I definitely need a woman who doesn’t get stressed at the least little thing or freaks out because I go on radio silence for a couple of days.

And finally I want a woman wants me and doesn’t need me for only what I can provide for her. She needs to love Ghost the man. I am more than just a pretty face and a set of rock hard abs you know.

Well, that’s it. It’s a pretty simple list really, but one that I haven’t been able to fill yet. Maybe one day I will.

Keep those questions coming!

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Boxers or Briefs?

Statue of David

Sorry I have been gone for a while. The Pack had a little situation to take care of. Don’t worry. It was nothing major, just a little security detail. I don’t mind those too much. The jobs I hate are the ones where I get shot at.

But that’s not what I want to talk to you about today. Today I am going to answer another question I am told has been a topic of conversation for a few people. The question is: do shape-shifters wear underwear and if so what kind?

I cannot speak for all shifters, but as for me the answer would be -- no. I'm pretty sure that none of the Pack wear any, except for maybe Saint. Why do you think they call us commandos? 

Seriously though, there are too many instances where I have to shift in a moment’s notice, and when that happens, taking off tighty-whities is not something I want to be bothered with. Unlike what some people think, our clothes don’t simply disappear and then reappear. I wish it were that simple.

For me it is much easier to pull off my shirt and step out of my pants when I change into a wolf. The only problem is hoping no one steals your clothes. I’ve had that happen a few times over the years, but those are stories best left for another day.

Keep those questions coming! gthorolfur@gmail.com

My spare time

One of the things I want to achieve with my blog was to answer any questions that might be lurking out there about me, Delta Pack or anything about shifters in general.

I will kick start this off with a question I received from D.B. in Alabama. D.B. asked “When I am not protecting the Guardian or on a mission for the Theriontrope Foundation, what do I do in my spare time.”

Well D.B., when I am not out saving the world, I try to keep busy. I try to stay fit, so I work out quite a bit. Running the perimeter of Haven as a wolf is my favorite form of exercise. Fergus is always on my tail to become a better marksman which means I have to waste, I mean log, time on the shooting range with whatever weapon he chooses.

If I have total free time, I can usually be found in the media room with a good movie and a bowl of popcorn, or playing with my favorite toy – a Pearl MMP Series drum kit. (Hey, I’m not just s pretty face and a set of rock hard abs.) As Shrek said, “Ogres are like onions, they have layers.”

So that’s it. Thanks D.B. for throwing out the first question.

If you have a question that you would like for me to answer, you can e-mail me at gthorolfur@gmail.com.

It's BACON!

I don't know the name of the person that came up with the following chart, but he was BRILLIANT!

I have to assume it was created by a man, one - because of some of the language used, and two - because most women I know do not have the level of love and respect for the porcine product as most men.

This brings me to a topic that I have discussed with many women, yet none seem to believe. Ladies, if your love life is a bit on a down swing or you are striking out completely, then I suggest you put a ode de bacon behind your delicate earlobes. It may sound a bit strange, but I promise you, if you do this, guys will follow you around like the carnivores they are.

But, if the thought if slathering your supple skin with pork products is a bit repugnant, may I suggest these following products.

Found at www.baconfreak.com

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Allow me to introduce myself

As I have said before, my name is Ghost. Of course, that is not my given name, but it is the one I am most accustomed to.

For years my bothers and I have been hidden in the shadows, trying to keep our existence and that of shape-shifters under wraps. But with the advancements in computers and the creation of the Internet, it has become increasingly difficult for us to stay hidden.

It took some major lobbying on my part, but I was finally given permission to write my own blog. I know. I know. America is a free country so what was the problem? The problem was our pack leader did not think it was a good idea to tell our secrets to the world. Luckily there was a bit of intervention from above, so here I am.

While I'm here I hope to answer any questions that you may have about the Pack or Shifters in general, along with adding in my own thoughts on things. When you have lived for a couple of centuries like I have, you get to see a lot! After all, I am not just a pretty face.

Oh, before I leave, I need to thank the lovely and talented Alison DeLuca for the title. She is awesome! And if you're into Steampunk check out her book The Night Watchman Express.

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